Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
Yes, it's true Harold Planke of the CBS affiliate in San Fran has broken the whacky news that our government was actually thinking of building a 'Gay Bomb' No, no not a bomb that distributes a sexy, but non-lethal dose of the illicit drugs, Meth and Disco...but a bomb that makes the enemy want to get it on. And once they've all become Friends of Dorthy (WINK WINK) they will be sooo imasculated that their fightin' days will be OVAH!
Don't believe me? Here's an excerpt from the story:
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.
The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.
Only a group of heterosexual guys would come up with something so completely insane!
I guess the Airforce has never heard of Alexander the Great...I mean FABULOUS! Not only did he take over the known world a couple of times, he also kept the Greeks in line, and conquered Anatolia, Syria, Egypt, and Judea just to name a few. He got as far as the Punjab, y'all!
This is a ridiculous story.
Here's what's not ridiculous, the US military continues to fire fully qualified, Arabic translators because they happen to be gay. Even Alexander the Great appreciated the value of understanding the cultures he conquered!
